Better late than never

Yeah, better late than never... that's the kind of thing you want to be thinking on a regular basis, huh?

Along those lines, though, I've decided that one of the things I'm going to do differently this year is to actually DO the things that I think about doing, or the things that "I've been meaning to get to." Is it a New Year's resolution, you may ask? No, its just something that I'm going to do from here on out.

And in recognition of that, I posted a bunch of new pictures on my Flickr account. Have a look-see!

Its just gone too far now

So I was driving home on Saturday night, and happened to go past The Torch. One of their readerboard signs says "Gift certificates available"...

Um, so how exactly would you redeem a gift certificate at a bikini/strip bar? Lining up little pieces of paper on the rail? "I know you're used to seeing the real dollar bills down here, but I'd like to redeem these gift certificates -- feel free to stop and make sure they're valid, I'll just stare at your cleavage while you're reading."

On second thought, maybe that's not such a bad idea....

Way to go danielo!

Huge "atta boy" and kudos to danielo for getting up on stage at the Funny Bone this week!

I'm proud of you man.

I'm Crooked!

So this morning I got the definitive answer to what I've always kind of known.... I'm crooked!

Now I know you're thinking 'just what the hell is he talking about? He's admitting that he's a thief? A cheat?' No, no, no, nothing that exciting. My spine is crooked.

Went to the chiropractor this morning, and reviewed x-rays that were taken earlier in the week. The long and the short of it is that I have one leg that's longer than the other (get it -- the "long and the short" of it....I crack myself up!) and my neck leans to the left.

Maybe that explains why I can't walk straight, even when I'm sober...hmm, that makes me wonder - do I walk straighter when I'm drunk? hmm....

Slap happy

Have you ever just wanted to slap the stupid right out of somebody?

Yeah, me too.

Finally

So I've finally done it...

After reading them for I don't know how long, and thinking about doing it for almost as long, I finally got my ass in gear and started up my own blog. Why? No clue, really....just a way to get some of the thoughts out of my head that seem to bounce around from time to time.

Will it ever go anywhere? Doubtful, but at least now I can say that I'm here.