Its just gone too far now

So I was driving home on Saturday night, and happened to go past The Torch. One of their readerboard signs says "Gift certificates available"...

Um, so how exactly would you redeem a gift certificate at a bikini/strip bar? Lining up little pieces of paper on the rail? "I know you're used to seeing the real dollar bills down here, but I'd like to redeem these gift certificates -- feel free to stop and make sure they're valid, I'll just stare at your cleavage while you're reading."

On second thought, maybe that's not such a bad idea....